i wish i was a werewolf mostly because twisting into a horrible beast sounds like it would take out a lot of tension from your back muscles. free full body massage once a month
bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay
Maddie | Virgo | art / music / linguist / bass clarinet | Science n' shit | gay as fuck | plant biology major at UVM |
i wish i was a werewolf mostly because twisting into a horrible beast sounds like it would take out a lot of tension from your back muscles. free full body massage once a month
bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay
but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?
bro
ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college
bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry
and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish


but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:


so anyways. who up for a girl gang
will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions
Said the Baudelaire children.
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(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown
*off-key kazoo*
After vine died we are reduced to text form vines
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IT’S STARTED
IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS